Humans say the cutest things.I find it adorable how they like to state the obvious. Example: “You look a lot like your mom” Yes, it’s almost as if I got my DNA from her 🧬
A woman is sitting at her recently deceased husband’s funeral........😢A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word? “No, go right ahead”, the woman replies. The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down. “Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”🥁
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife ......🌽🌽🌽......that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for s*x. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,you know I now...See More »
Working people frequently ask ........retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking...See More »
Man on a beach finds bottle with a genie in it....what else???😏The genie tells the man, "You have 3 wishes, but no wishing for more wishes, immortality, or love." The man agrees, closes his eyes and says, "I wish not to die a virgin." The genie replies, "I just told you, no wishing for immortality."
Men.. Here's a question..Do yall think that the tiny players running around on the screen can hear y'all? Cause my man is about to wake the neighbors with all the noise 😂 Like, I'm pretty sure they're not gonna run faster if you scream louder babes.. 😂
Who's got the most intense eyes, Andrew Lincoln, Donald Sutherland, Hugh Laurie, James Spader, Javier Bardem, Jeffery Dean Morgan, Prince,Raul Julia, Robert Downey Jr., or me?
Would a person still face eternal damnation if (s)he sacrifices lifeto donate most of his/her organs, and keep kidneys for the family?